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Bad Temper of the Loquat Sprouted on My Brow
Song title
"おでこに生えたビワの性格が悪い"
Romaji: Odeko ni Haeta Biwa no Seikaku ga Warui
English: The Loquat Growing On My Forehead Has A Terrible Personality
Original Upload Date
Sep.20.2011
Singer
VY2
Producer(s)
Ie no Ura de Manbou ga ShinderuP
Views
720,000+
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint)


LyricsEdit

Japanese Romaji English
おでこからビワの木が生えた odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,
最初からいましたみたいな態度で生えた saisho kara imashita mitai na taido de haeta acting as though it has always been there.
無闇に抜くのも恐ろしく muyami ni nuku no mo osoroshiku I'm scared of trying to pluck it recklessly,
医者に行くのも恥ずかしい isha ni iku no mo hazukashii and I'm also too embarrassed to go see a doctor.

ビワの重みで手元が狂い biwa no omomi de temoto ga kurui When I, due to my new-found clumsiness caused by the heavy loquat,
片眉を剃り落としてしまった時 katamayu o soriotoshite shimatta toki accidentally shaved off one of my eyebrows,
涙目になる俺をよそに namidame ni naru ore o yoso ni the loquat, indifferent to my suffering and tears,
爆発的に伸び始めた bakuhatsuteki ni nobihajimeta began to lengthen explosively.

悲しんだら枯れるから kanashindara kareru kara Come on, please let this be a
笑って咲かせ続けるとか waratte sakasetsuzukeru to ka Nice story where
そんな設定にして良い話みたいにしろよ sonna settei ni shite ii hanashi mitai ni shiro yo when I'm sad it will wilt and when I'm happy it will grow.
凹んでる時に限って hekonde'ru toki ni kagitte Don't you dare flaunt
たわわに実ってんじゃねーよ tawawa ni minotte'n ja nee yo Your fruits whenever I'm depressed.
俺の毛の量と反比例する気かよこの野郎 ore no ke no ryou to hanpirei suru ki ka yo kono yarou Are you trying to be inversely proportional to the amount of my hair? You bastard!

おでこからビワの木が生えた odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,
祖父の代からここみたいな態度で生えた sofu no dai kara koko mitai na taido de haeta acting as though it has been there since my grandfather's generation.
寝てる時には伸びないのに nete'ru toki ni wa nobinai no ni It doesn't grow when I'm sleeping,
起きて見てる時に伸びる okite mite'ru toki ni nobiru but as soon as I wake up and look at it, it'll be growing.

目の前にて茂りゆくビワに me no mae ni te shigeriyuku biwa ni Onto the loquat that's prospering in front of my eyes,
ついに除草剤を散布したのだが tsui ni josouzai o sanpu shita no da ga I decided to spray some herbicide.
油断していた数分後に yudan shite ita suufungo A few minutes after I thought it was all over,
後悔することになるのだ koukai suru koto ni naru no da I came to regret my action.

流れてきた雫がちょうど  nagarete kita shizuku ga choudo The loquat tree has sprouted
目に落ちてくるような me ni ochite kuru you na A new branch in a location such that
位置に枝が伸びてきてる ichi ni eda ga nobite kite'ru the drops of fluid would drip right into my eye.
シャンプーハットが欠かせない shanpuu hatto ga kakasenai I'll need a shower hat.
寝転んだら床に垂れて nekorondara yuka ni tarete When I turn in my sleep,
畳が腐ってゆく tatami ga kusatte yuku It would drip onto the tatami and make it rot.
仕方なく洗い流したら shikata naku arainagashitara Finally, I decided to wash it with water,
その水でまた育った sono mizu de mata sodatta Which nurtured the loquat back to life.

逆手に取る gyakute ni toru I'll have to try the opposite approach.
落ち込むと育つのなら ochikomu to sodatsu no nara If it grows when I'm in a slump,
笑えば枯れるはず waraeba kareru hazu then it should wilt when I laugh.
食らえ俺の大爆笑 kurae ore no daibakushou Try my roars of laughter on for size.

右脇から二本目生えた migiwaki kara nihonme haeta A second tree has grown out of my right armpit,
笑うと増えるとかアホか warau to fueru to ka aho ka And it grows when I laugh. Seriously?!
しかも枝が刺さるから shikamo eda ga sasaru kara On top of that, I can no longer put my right arm down
右脇が閉められない migiwaki ga shimerarenai Because of the sharp branches.
さすがにもう命の危機だ sasuga ni mou inochi no kiki da This is now a life-threatening exigency,
119番にコール hyakujuukyuu ban ni kooru So I called for an ambulance.
救急車到着までの間に kyuukyuusha touchaku made no aida ni But when the ambulance arrived,
キレイに抜けた kirei ni nuketa I had already completely removed the loquat.

あ゛あ゛ー!!!!!!!!! aa--!!!!!!!!! Aah-!!!!!!!!!
あ゛あ゛ー!!!!!!!!! aa--!!!!!!!!! Aah-!!!!!!!!!

English Translation by animeyay

External LinksEdit

  • @wiki - Hatsune Miku Wikia Page

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