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A Collar Dreamer's Pathetic High-School Debut
Song title
"夢見がち拘束具の悲壮な高校デビュー"
Romaji: Yumemigachi Kousokugu no Hisou na Koukou Debyuu
English: A Collar Dreamer's Pathetic High-School Debut
Original Upload Date
Sep.13.2014
Singer
VY2
Producer(s)
Ie no Ura de Manbou ga ShinderuP (music, lyrics)
Manbou Ame (illust)
Views
38,000+
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (official)


LyricsEdit

Japanese Romaji English
人は知らないが実は犬の脳は首輪の中にある Hito wa shiranai ga jitsu wa inu no nou wa kubiwa no naka ni aru Humans don't realize, but dogs' brains are in their collars;
正確には首輪の意思が犬の意識を奪うのだ Seikaku ni wa kubiwa no ishi ga inu no ishiki o ubau no da To be exact, the collars take over their consciousness
今日もボクは人に化け手頃な犬を支配する Kyou mo boku wa hito ni bake tegoro na inu o shihai suru Once again, I'll take human form to control a dog today;
ボクの手にかかれば因数分解もさせられる Boku no te ni kakareba insuubunkai mo saserareru With my guidance, I can even make him do factorization!

愚かな人類を愛でる Oroka na jinrui o mederu Those foolish humans adore it,
この可憐な相貌は Kono karen na soubou wa This pitiful, lovable face,
ボクが授けた仮面とも知らずに Boku ga sazuketa kamen tomo shirazu ni Completely unaware it's a mask I put on...

「お手」と差し出したこの手は先刻 "O-te" to sashidashita kono te wa senkoku When they ask to "shake paws," I hold one out,
2年前の牛乳をこねておいたし Ni-nen-mae no gyuunyuu o konete oitashi Knowing that it's been dipped in two-year-old milk!
ペロペロ顔を濡らすこの舌では Peropero kao o nurasu kono shita dewa And this tongue with which I wet their face
トンボの死骸をベチャクソ舐めておいた! Tonbo no shigai o pechakuso namete oita! Has licked a smushed dragonfly's corpse!

同胞とは優秀な犬を奪い合い戦ってる Douhou to wa yuushuu na inu o ubaiai tatakatteru My bretheren all compete for the best dogs;
支配力は受験や就職、出世には欠かせない Shihairyoku wa juken ya shoushoku, shusse ni wa kakasenai To rule, one must take exams, get jobs and promotions...
ただボクは他の首輪と違う Tada boku wa hoka no yubiwa to chigau But I'm not like other collars;
堕天使に加護されし者 Datenshi ni kago sareshi mono I have the protection of the Fallen Angel!
右目に授かりし闇の魔力を見よ……! Migi-me ni sazukarishi yami no maryoku o miyo...! Behold the dark magic bestowed to my right eye...!

チワワにボコられ痰をかけられた Chiwawa ni bokorare tan o kakerareta I got beat up by a chihuahua and smeared with phlegm...
違う!こんなのボクの本気じゃないぞ! Chigau! Konna no boku no honki janai zo! You misunderstand! This belies my true potential!
堕天使は今たまたま銭湯に行ってて Datenshi wa ima tamatama sentou ni ittete The Fallen Angel happens to be at a bathhouse,
魔力はかき混ぜ忘れて固まってる Maryoku wa kakimaze wasurete katamatteru And he forgot to mix my magic power, so it's hardened...

だけなんだ Dake nanda Yeah, that's all it is...
違うんだ…… Chigaunda... You've got the wrong idea...

もうじきボクも人でいう中3 Mou jiki boku mo hito deiu chuu-san I'm soon to be a junior high senior, as humans say,
気づき初めているんだ Kidzuki hajimeteirunda And I'm starting to realize...
堕天使も魔力も妄想 Datenshi mo maryoku mo mousou The Fallen Angel and my magic are just a fantasy...
ボクは特別じゃない Boku wa tokubetsu janai I'm not anything special...

そんな矢先興味の生け花SNSで Sonna yasaki kyoumi no ikebana SNS de This led me to a flower-arrangement network,
屈強なケルベロスと知り合った Kukkyou na keruberosu to shiriatta Where I came to meet a powerful Cerberus
彼の力を借りれば 同級生の操る Kare no chikara o karireba doukyuusei no ayatsuru With his power, I'll surpass any collar in my league;
子犬など一網打尽 Koinu nado ichimoudajin I can sweep up puny dogs with ease!

チワワにボコられ痰をかけられた Chiwawa ni bokorare tan o kakerareta I got beat up by a chihuahua and smeared with phlegm,
お気にの手袋の指を切られた O-ki ni no tebukuro no yubi o kirareta And it cut the fingers off my favorite gloves!
すいません 加護も才能もありません Suimasen kago mo sainou mo arimasen I'm sorry, I have no divine protection, no talents,
眼帯の下はただのものもらいです Gantai no shita wa tada no monomorai desu And all there is under the eyepatch is a sty...

もういい これからは姿を変え Mou ii kore kara wa sugata o kae Enough of this - I'll just change my form,
人として生きる バカな奴らだ Hito toshite ikiru baka na yatsura da And live as a human; they're such fools,
堕天使も魔力も信じるだろ Datenshi mo maryoku mo shinjiru darou I bet they'll believe in the Fallen Angel and my magic!
待ってろ!人間界の高校! Mattero! Ningenkai no koukou! Just you wait, human high school!

English Translation by vgperson

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