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| Song title | |||
| "家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。" Romaji: Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi o Shiteimasu. English: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| Jul.22.2010 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Hatsune Miku | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Hobonichi-P | |||
| Views | |||
| 2,000,000+ | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed) | |||
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Description
HobonichiP's most well-known song |
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Lyrics
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる | doa o aketara tsuma ga taoreteru | As I open the door, I find my wife face-down on the floor |
| 背中に突き刺さる包丁 | senaka ni tsuki sasaru houchou | with a kitchen knife stuck into her back, |
| 床は血まみれ | yuka wa chimamire | and the floor is completely covered in blood. |
| 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない | shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai | If a stranger sees this, he'll probably faint from the sight. |
| 僕が落ち着いて | boku ga ochi tsuite | After I calmed myself down, I laughed and said, |
| 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」 | "kyou no wa souji ga taihen sou da" | "Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up." |
| と笑うと | to warau to | My wife, still lying face-down, |
| 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに | tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku souni | contently let out |
| クククと笑ってた | kukuku to waratteta | a mischievous laughter. |
| 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 | ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu | When I return home, there's no doubt that my wife will be faking her death. |
| 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか | asu wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka | What kind of death will she have tomorrow? |
| 予想すらできない | yosou sura dekinai | I dare not anticipate. |
| ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり | aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari | One day she had an arrow piercing through her head, |
| 軍服で銃抱えてたり | gunpuku de juuhou kakaete tari | as she held a gun while dressed in a military uniform. |
| マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは | manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa | The one time when she died in her ocean sunfish costume, |
| ドア閉めようかと思った | doa shime youka to omotta | I almost had an urge to just close the door and leave. |
| 後片付けも結構大変で | atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de | The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain, |
| 床の血糊を洗ったり | yuka no chinori o arattari | as we had to wash the blood blots off the floor. |
| 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは | ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa | Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity, |
| 勘弁して欲しい | kanben shite hoshii | don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you. |
| 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 | ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu | When I return home, there's no doubt that my wife will be faking her death. |
| ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから | chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara | Praising her will only make her more pleased, |
| できるだけスルーで | dekiru dake suruu de | so I'll just overlook whenever possible. |
| 結婚前は忙しくても | kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo | Before our marriage, no matter how busy I was, |
| 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった | kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta | I'd always be happy just seeing her. |
| 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして | tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite | We'd drive the car aimlessly all night long, |
| 海見に行ったりしたのに | umi mi ni ittari shita no ni | just so that we could watch the sea in the end. |
| 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち | kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi | But after marriage, I began to have people working under me, |
| 仕事がとても楽しくなった | shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta | and my work had become a lot of fun. |
| 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを | ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi | Not even once did I think about how my wife felt |
| 考えていなかった | kangaete inakatta | when she had to stay home all alone waiting for me. |
| 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは | ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru no wa | The fact that when I return home, my wife will be faking her death, |
| あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか | ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka | is it my wife's way of wanting to return to our old times? |
| 僕には分からない | boku ni wa wakaranai | I sure do not know. |
| 家に帰った僕を待ってる 妻の演技見ることが | ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga | The fact that when I return home, I get to see my waiting wife's acting skills, |
| 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば | bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba | if it is the form of our love, |
| それはそれでありだろう | sore wa sore de ari darou | then what's wrong with that? |
| 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 | ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu | When I return home, there's no doubt that my wife will be faking her death. |
| 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか | kyou wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka | What kind of death will she have today? |
| 期待して開けるドア | kitai shite akeru doa | I open the door with anticipation. |
English Translation by animeyay